enticing是什么意思,enticing中文翻譯,enticing發(fā)音、用法及例句
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enticing發(fā)音
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enticing中文意思翻譯
動(dòng)詞的entice的現在分詞形式
adj.引誘的, 迷人的
enticing詞形變化
名詞: enticement | 動(dòng)詞過(guò)去式: enticed | 動(dòng)詞第三人稱(chēng)單數: entices | 副詞: enticingly | 動(dòng)詞過(guò)去分詞: enticed | 動(dòng)詞現在分詞: enticing |
enticing常見(jiàn)例句
1 、For example, a computer system is enticing because compared with home computers, a device used a generally more advanced and expensive.───例如,計算機系統就十分誘人,因為與家用電腦相比,公司采用的設備一般都較先進(jìn)和昂貴?!?/p>
2 、Passengers, and investment in real estate developers, this is tantamount to an enticing "big cake".───對房地產(chǎn)開(kāi)發(fā)商和投資客來(lái)說(shuō),這不啻為一塊十分誘人的“大蛋糕”。
3 、Such bon-mots are ever enticing to those who have all their days longed for such material surroundings and have never had them gratified.───對于那些終日渴望著(zhù)這樣的物質(zhì)環(huán)境但卻永遠得不到滿(mǎn)足的人,這種輕松戲劇始終具有魅力。
4 、Cover-up investigation is a subclass of forceful investigation.Like enticing investigation, it is included in disguised investigations.───臥底偵查是強制偵查中的一種,與誘惑偵查同屬于化裝偵查。
5 、Separately, the ongoing cheapening of inputs due to much lower commodity prices may also have contributed by enticing some firms to stock up on raw materials.───另一方面,初級產(chǎn)品價(jià)格下跌使得生產(chǎn)成本降低,也可能誘使一些企業(yè)增加原材料儲備。
6 、If the discount on the bundle is hefty enough, other firms may struggle to offer as enticing a deal.───如果捆綁后的商品組合打著(zhù)力度夠大話(huà),其它公司想要提供誘人的促銷(xiāo)就很難了。
7 、Will, who had been enticing little Beau across the blanket with the bill during this argument, looked up and, shading his eyes, glanced down the driveway.───她們爭論時(shí),威爾一直拿那張票子逗著(zhù)小博在毯子上爬著(zhù)玩。 這時(shí)他抬起頭來(lái),用手遮著(zhù)陽(yáng)光向車(chē)道那邊凝望。
8 、A free and enticing band which incorporates the sounds of Jazz, Rock, experimental and perhaps a little of everything, whilst maintaining a core of theatrics.───一支非常自由、即興的樂(lè )隊,爵士、搖滾、實(shí)驗、民間音樂(lè ).也許和什么都沾邊,但音樂(lè )內核充滿(mǎn)戲劇性。
9 、To attract because of an inviting or enticing appearance───因引人注目的或迷人的外觀(guān)而吸引。
10 、In Champagne &Cigar Lounge, the enticing combination of champagne and fine wines, cigars and soft music, make this the perfect place to meet, relax and savor the good life.───在雪茄香檳吧沉醉柔和音樂(lè )的帶動(dòng)下,燃起一支雪茄,細味香檳醇酒,舒逸靈感徐徐流轉。
11 、Unsurprisingly, this book is not publicly available: amateur photos of heaps of junk food are hardly an enticing advertisement for a firm that supplies the stuff.───出人意料的是,這本書(shū)當然沒(méi)有公布于眾:那些成堆的垃圾食品的業(yè)余照片對供應這些食品的公司來(lái)說(shuō),確實(shí)不是什么好**。
12 、"If anyone of them did leave, because of an enticing offer, then we will look for players of similar calibre to replace them."───"如果他們離開(kāi),我們將會(huì )尋找和他們類(lèi)似的球員進(jìn)行彌補."
13 、Nau: Forex trading is very enticing because the potential for making huge amounts of money is incredible.───唐:只要你生活幸福,并告訴人們幸福在你那里的詳細表現方法,大家就會(huì )覺(jué)得受益匪淺。
14 、Those of you who have travelled to Europe or America may have noticed strange magazine, newspaper and television adverts enticing you to call and have your tarot read.───你們中如果有人去過(guò)歐洲或美國旅游的話(huà),可能注意到,在雜志、報紙和電視上有一些奇怪的**在誘惑你通過(guò)撥打**來(lái)用塔羅牌占卜。
15 、a few enticing lies,a few tempting promises,a runic inscription that told you what you wanted to hear.you did the rest yourself.───一些迷人的謊言,一些誘人的承諾,在加上石墻上古老文字記錄的你想聽(tīng)到的虛假信息。剩下的都是被你自己的本能所驅。
16 、Its certainly enticing to be able to automatically allocate resources at the right time and place across multiple applications and infrastructures within an enterprise.───如果能在正確的時(shí)間和正確的地點(diǎn)在企業(yè)中的多個(gè)應用程序和基礎設施之間動(dòng)態(tài)地分配資源,這當然是非常迷人的。
17 、They are very Day-Glo and very annoying while using them in the company Logo sometimes considered to be enticing.───在公司logo中運用這些顏色時(shí),會(huì )很耀眼,會(huì )令用戶(hù)厭煩,有時(shí)被認為有誘惑性。
18 、Taste notes: Excellent Bordeaux wine with great dense and tight fruit on the nose, an enticing and complex depth, spicy and full of exotic character.───品嘗記錄:一流波爾多紅酒,酒香濃烈,果感緊致,酒體迷人且深邃多變,口感辛辣而個(gè)性十足。
19 、It will be the little things you do that will be most enticing.───即使你做的是微不足道的小事,也是很有誘惑力的。
20 、How can they embrace the" differences" they find enticing in street dancing, without being disloyal to ballroom?───他們如何能夠在仍忠誠于舞廳舞時(shí),體會(huì )出街頭舞蹈的迷人的別具一格之處?
21 、Thus enticing the enemy in his turn; then, when part of his army has come out, we may deliver our attack with advantage.───令敵半出而擊之,利。
22 、Delivers irresistible, enticing aroma Balance between warm &cool, energy &calm, tempest &tranquility Notes of spicy ginger blended with refreshing lemon, lime, bergamot Perfect for all occasions───姜根精華感性香膚水帶來(lái)誘人的香味,能平衡溫暖與清涼、活力與平和、波動(dòng)與平和。含有撲鼻生姜味,混合檸檬、青檸、佛手柑。適合所有場(chǎng)合。
23 、Health) Impossibly Hard to Achieve Barbie`s Figure A wasp-thin waist, full bosom, and a pair of pretty, long legs make up an enticing figure which almost all women in the world hope to have.───健康)擁有芭比身材,比登天還難纖瘦細腰和豐滿(mǎn)胸部加上一雙修長(cháng)的美腿,這樣的魔鬼身材,幾乎是全世界的女性人人期盼擁有的。
24 、Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about, playing harps and singing.It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell.───天堂高在云端,天使們在云間穿梭,彈奏豎琴唱著(zhù)歌兒,這地兒不錯,但比地獄還是不如。。。。。
25 、And this I say, lest any man should beguile you with enticing words.───4我說(shuō)這話(huà),免得有人用花言巧語(yǔ)迷惑你們。
26 、He was accused of lavishing their mothers with gifts, enticing the boys to his bedroom, sexually molesting them then buying their silence.───他被指控用大量的禮物討好男孩的母親們,誘騙小男孩到他的臥室,性侵犯他們然后用錢(qián)讓他們保持沉默。
27 、An enticing smell came from the bakery.───從面包房里飄出了誘人的香味.
28 、An enticing combination of colonial legacy, cultural diversity and progressive modernity.───一個(gè)由殖民地遺產(chǎn)、文化多樣性和漸進(jìn)的現代性三種因素組成的誘人的結合體。
29 、If only I knew someone who could entice her to vote for me.─── 要是我認識一個(gè)能引誘她 投我票的人該多好
30 、She was designed to entice and manipulate.─── 她就是為了引誘和操控他人而存在
31 、The main island of the group is Cebu.It has plenty of enticing beaches, hotels, golf courses and great food.───宿務(wù)島是該群島的主島,該島擁有綜多的海灘,旅館,高爾夫球場(chǎng)和美食。
32 、Early summer, the square, not a pedestrian. Falling rain forest in the Indus, gardenia fragrance emitting enticing.───初夏的廣場(chǎng)上,沒(méi)有了行人。雨飄零在梧桐林中,梔子花散發(fā)出誘人的清香。
33 、He wanted to know if that was an enticing target.─── 他想知道此事是否會(huì )成為襲擊目標
34 、"Fear pushes you out the door, and desire calls to you. Enticing you toward the rocks. That's the trap."───富爸爸笑著(zhù)說(shuō),"恐懼把你推出門(mén)外,愿望又召喚你過(guò)去,誘惑你去觸礁。這就是陷阱。
35 、Palate: The palate has enticing ripe black cherry, rich fruit sweetness and herbal characters.These are accompanied by persistent chocolate, mocca, cigar box oak influences.───口感:口感有迷人的成熟黑櫻桃味,有甜蜜果汁和草藥的特點(diǎn),伴有巧克力、奶油、雪茄橡木盒感覺(jué)。
36 、A good surf along the coastline makes for a pleasant and enticing holiday for those who ride the waves.───對于那些喜歡乘風(fēng)破浪的人來(lái)說(shuō),沿著(zhù)海岸線(xiàn)盡情沖浪可以令你的假期變得愉快而迷人。
37 、Criminal Enticing Investigation───刑事誘惑偵查
38 、The more you flirt and play the field the more enticing you will become.───你越具有魅惑,就越有可能吸引更多的目光。
39 、Grief under such circumstances becomes an enticing thing. Carrie longed to be of it.───在這種環(huán)境中感到悲傷便成了一件誘人的事。嘉莉渴望能置身其中。
40 、It looked enticing enough to be mined by some.───地球被一些人開(kāi)采,看起來(lái)吸引力太大。
41 、So why was it so enticing for serpents to allow animation and within such a dance create a separate existence a part from the structure and function of form?───為什么對蛇來(lái)說(shuō),想要生機和這樣一個(gè)制造形態(tài)部份結構和功能分離的舞蹈這么有引誘力?
42 、Sweetly and lovingly enticing, she besought him to tell her.───她用盡甜言蜜語(yǔ),叫他別瞞她。
43 、I picked some lavender from the garden several days ago, dried them, and put them in a vase. The light, enticing, sweet aroma is pleasing and calming.───前幾天從前院摘了一束薰衣草,稍曬乾了以后,**在一個(gè)小花瓶里。甜甜淡淡引人的香味聞起來(lái)很舒服,又定神。
44 、But the smell of fresh blood proves to be too strong and enticing for the croc, and it is not long before he comes after Nils again.───但是鮮血濃烈的味道吸引鱷魚(yú),不久之后,鱷魚(yú)又再靠近尼爾斯。
45 、For Hollywood, it is an enticing script idea.───對好萊塢而言,英國畫(huà)家約翰?
46 、The palate has enticing ripe black cherry, rich fruit sweetness and herbal characters.These are accompanied by persistent chocolate, mocca, cigar box oak influences.───口感 Palate: 口感有迷人的成熟黑櫻桃味,有甜蜜果汁和草藥的特點(diǎn),伴有巧克力、奶油、雪茄橡木盒感覺(jué)。
47 、The sheer size and scale of the financial services market coupled with strong economic growth continues to make Asia a matchless and enticing business region.───憑藉龐大的金融服務(wù)市場(chǎng)及強勁的經(jīng)濟增長(cháng),亞洲一直是極受注目的經(jīng)商地區。
48 、These enticing aromas are rewarded with rich, well-balanced flavors of citrus and a remarkably clean finish.───豐富且平衡的柑橘香為這些迷人的香味錦上添花,回味清新,令人難忘。
49 、Enticing cool ripe red fruits ooze from the glass. Delicious multi-layered raspberries and cream with soft ripe tannins. Sweet and seductive with a long finish.───從瓶子就透露出誘人的涼爽。成熟的紅色水果的美味可口,層次感極強,奶油般的柔順,成熟的單寧,余味悠長(cháng)且甜密可人。
50 、While the prospect of running Bynum, Gasol and Odom in the frontcourt is enticing, it may not be realistic at first.───在拜納姆可能回歸的時(shí)候,加索爾和奧多姆將組成完整的前場(chǎng),不過(guò)現在來(lái)講還不太現實(shí)。
51 、In order to dissuade others tempted to follow in Iran's nuclear footsteps, some governments have been working on ways of enticing them down obviously peaceful paths.───為了防止其他國家按照伊朗的套路故技重施,一些政府已經(jīng)在核能的和平應用領(lǐng)域獲得了非常優(yōu)厚的待遇,包括核燃料保障計劃以及有關(guān)核能利用的合作協(xié)議。
52 、Taste: Dry, full, properly balanced and extremely enticing with lingering acidity and flavors of cherry and spice.───口感:口味干、飽滿(mǎn),均衡極佳,非常誘人,縈繞著(zhù)酸味和櫻桃以及香料的味道。
53 、Other clubs are monitoring Dacourt's situation, possibly even Barcelona, but the chance to play at Highbury would be an enticing one for the 31-year-old.───也有其他俱樂(lè )部可能對達科特有意,甚至包括巴塞羅那,但是為海布里效力的機會(huì )對于這位31歲的球員來(lái)說(shuō)是很有吸引力的。
54 、Already, some Coca-Cola machines in Japan are equipped with the technology so passers-by hear the enticing sound of soda being poured into a glass of ice.───在日本的一些可口可樂(lè )的機器已經(jīng)裝備了這種技術(shù),以使路人聽(tīng)到蘇打被注到一杯冰的誘惑聲音的。
55 、Maths mode of enticing systems of'multipoints source───多點(diǎn)源誘偏系統數學(xué)模型
56 、the act of enticing others into sinful ways.───哄騙某人犯罪的行為。
57 、You were not kicked out, or else, indeed, enticing commercials advertising the desirability of coming back would be in order.───你并沒(méi)有被趕出家門(mén),否則,那些鼓舞人們回家的誘人商業(yè)**自然會(huì )出現。
58 、"When Hurstwood came, Carrie was moody. She was sitting, rocking and thinking, and did not care to have her enticing imaginations broken in upon; so she said little or nothing."───嘉莉正在悶悶不樂(lè ),赫斯渥回來(lái)了。她坐在搖椅里,邊搖邊想。她不愿意有人打斷她的那些誘人的想象,所以她很少說(shuō)話(huà),或是不說(shuō)話(huà)。
59 、He was declared guilty for enticing a young girl away from home───他因誘騙一個(gè)年輕姑娘離家出走而被判罪。
60 、Flirt with this sweet piece of eye candy - besides, having a hunk by your side makes you look even more enticing.───與此大帥哥調情-有這樣一位大帥哥緊隨左右會(huì )讓自己更加光彩照人。
61 、maths model of enticing systems of two-points source───兩點(diǎn)源誘偏系統數學(xué)模型
62 、He saw the man's lips part in a full enticing smile, he saw teeth dazzlingly white between the dusky lips.───他用滿(mǎn)臉可親的微笑看著(zhù)這人的嘴唇部位,里面的牙齒在暗色的雙唇間白得耀眼炫目。
63 、Once we convince one, then switch to enticement.─── 一旦說(shuō)服其中一人 就開(kāi)始下餌
64 、You've never seen a body this enticing.─── 你從未見(jiàn)過(guò)如此誘人的胴體
65 、Well, he has tried to entice me here before.─── 他以前曾試過(guò)引誘我來(lái)這里
66 、Only one person could've enticed him up there.─── 只有一個(gè)人可以把他誘騙到樓頂
67 、Her neck was short but rounded and her arms plump and enticing.───她的脖子短,但渾圓可愛(ài); 兩臂豐腴,也很動(dòng)人。
68 、Leaving these items outside all day could make it appear no one is home and that may make your house a more enticing target to a burglar.───別讓這些東西整天放置在外令人知道家中無(wú)人,容易成為盜賊的目標。
69 、To be inviting or enticing.───吸引注意的或誘人的。
70 、Dry, full, properly balanced and extremely enticing with lingering acidity and flavors of cherry and spice.───口味干、飽滿(mǎn),均衡極佳,非常誘人,縈繞著(zhù)酸味和櫻桃以及香料的味道。
71 、The bakers were putting the final, enticing touches to the mega-cake Sunday as the German Schumacher raced to his fourth world championship in the Hungarian Grand Prix.───周日,當德國賽車(chē)手舒馬赫在一級方程式大獎賽匈牙利站比賽中贏(yíng)得他的第四個(gè)世界冠軍的時(shí)候,這個(gè)巨型蛋糕也恰好制作完成。
72 、Your goal: win the most races to show your competitors that youre the undisputed master of the asphalt and make the enticing Pussycat Dolls quiver!───你的目標: 贏(yíng)得最大多數的比賽給你的競爭者看你是柏油的確實(shí)主人而且使誘騙貓成為娃娃震動(dòng)!
73 、The series of concerts planned for the spring looks very enticing.───為春季計劃的一系列音樂(lè )會(huì )顯得很誘人。
74 、The bad side is that this film is not a soap opera, but it is a bit enticing.───不好的地方是,這部**不是肥皂劇,卻有點(diǎn)煽情。
75 、Just the same, Tanya's invitation seemed too enticing to pass up.───不管怎樣,坦妮亞的這一邀請看來(lái)是如此之誘人,可不能失之交臂。
76 、That's the plan for now, but I could be enticed to stay.─── 目前的計劃是這樣 但如果有理由留下 我也可以留
77 、One which I enticed into this world.─── 是我 將其引入了這個(gè)世界
78 、Tanya's invitation seemed too enticing to pass up───坦妮亞這一邀請看來(lái)是如此之誘人,可不能失之交臂。
79 、In a rising market the benefits of flipping are enticing.───在市場(chǎng)強勁時(shí)期房轉手的利潤是誘人的。
80 、China Moral and Political Law Refuse Completely "Enticing Investigation"───中國道德政治法律全面拒絕"誘惑偵查"
81 、Concept of enticing systems of multi - points source───多點(diǎn)源誘偏系統概念
82 、It's a suicide letter, not an enticement to pilgrims.─── 這是遺書(shū) 不是要去*那些清教徒
83 、An enticing game is to choose the basis so as to make the matrix as simple as possible───一個(gè)吸引人的游戲是去選擇適當的基本矩陣并使它盡可能簡(jiǎn)單。
84 、2. But all this jockeying for position and enticing users from one email service to another actually represents a great boon for the average Internet user.───但是這一切山頭陣地,唆使另一用戶(hù)從一個(gè)電子郵件服務(wù),實(shí)際上是一大好事,為網(wǎng)民平均.
85 、Certainly the most enticing and conspicuous species from Lake Tanganyika, C. furcifer is famous for its dynamic, neon colors, and at 8-inches, it is a sight to behold!───因為動(dòng)感,霓虹一樣的色彩,8英寸范圍內都光芒四射,C.furcifer無(wú)疑是坦湖中最迷人和顯赫的品種。
86 、This appeared far more enticing and enjoyable that existing within the whole, and so serpents chose to be animate and separate.───存在于整體的內部看起來(lái)非常有誘惑力和快樂(lè ),而因此蛇選擇了被激活和分散。
87 、Do lying down, attending a yoga class, or reading quietly for a few minutes sound enticing?Go for it.You'll work more effectively, and feel better, for the rest of the day.───去躺下、去參加瑜伽班或者靜靜地度幾分鐘書(shū),聽(tīng)起來(lái)有誘惑力不是嗎?去試試吧.之后的一天里,你的工作將會(huì )更有效、感覺(jué)更好。
88 、Zeus was less successful at enticing Pleiadian women to have their sexual fantasies met with slave men, although there was the occasional female visitor.───宙斯在用**隸引誘昴宿星女性上做得不甚成功,盡管偶爾也有女訪(fǎng)客。
89 、He did not make it sound particularly enticing.───他對彼岸的描述聽(tīng)上去并不很引人入勝。
90 、If you have to buy ice cream, tie it up in a bag so it's a pain to open and so you don't see the enticing tub when you open the freezer.───如果你不得不買(mǎi)冰激凌,那么將它綁在一個(gè)袋子里,那么要打開(kāi)袋子很費勁,而且在你打開(kāi)冰箱的時(shí)候就看不見(jiàn)那個(gè)誘人的冰激凌盒子。
怎么翻譯這句話(huà)
Egg fried rice is a colorful,tasty and easy-to-make dish.The main ingredients are long grain rice,egg and green onion for flavor and garnishing.To make it nutritious and colorful,you can add various vegetables such as carrots, sausage,bell peppers,peas and corn,etc..The enticing aroma of egg mixed with green onion and soy sauce always let your appetite inspire greatly。I like egg fried rice very much.
蛋炒飯是一道富有色彩的、美味的并且制作簡(jiǎn)單的菜肴。主要原料有長(cháng)粒大米、雞蛋和青蔥作為調味和裝飾。為了使它更營(yíng)養和色彩豐富,你可以增加各種蔬菜,比如胡蘿卜、香腸、燈籠椒、豌豆和玉米等等。雞蛋和香蔥的誘人香味總是能讓你食欲大開(kāi)。我非常喜歡蛋炒飯。
關(guān)于超級搞笑英文笑話(huà)精選
民間笑話(huà)是一種根植于日常生活的美學(xué)形態(tài)。笑話(huà)產(chǎn)生于日常生活語(yǔ)境之中,以消遣和娛樂(lè )為目的,由普通民眾創(chuàng )造、表演和欣賞。本文是關(guān)于超級搞笑英文笑話(huà),希望對大家有幫助!
關(guān)于超級搞笑英文笑話(huà):The Greatest Baseball Player Ever
A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, "You can't bring that dog in here."
"You don't understand," says the man. "This is no regular dog, he can talk."
"Listen, pal," says the bartender. "If that dog can talk, I'll give you a hundred bucks."
The man puts the dog on a stool, and asks him, "What's on top of a house?"
"Roof!"
"Right. And what's on the outside of a tree?"
"Bark!"
"And who's the greatest baseball player of all time?"
"Ruth!"
"I guess you've heard enough," says the man. "I'll take the hundred in twenties."
The bartender is furious. "Listen, pal," he says, "get out of here before I belt you."
As soon as they're on the street, the dog turns to the man and says, "Do you think I should have said 'DiMaggio'?"
關(guān)于超級搞笑英文笑話(huà):I Want To Suck Your Blood
Dracula decides to carry some sort of a competition to see which is the finest bat to stand on his side. The rules were simple. The bat who drinks the most blood would be the winter. He selects his three top bats to compete.
So the first bat goes and comes back after 10 minutes. Her mouth was full of blood. Dracula says: "Congratulations, how did you do that?" The bat said: "Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a house. I went in and sucked the blood of all the family."
"Very good," says Dracula.
The second bat goes and comes back after 5 minutes all her face covered in blood. Dracula astonished says, "How did you do that?" The bat replies, "Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a school. I went in and drunk the blood of all the children."
"Impressive," Dracula replies.
Now the third bat goes and comes back after three minutes literally covered in blood from top to toe.
Dracula is stunned. "How on earth did you do that" he asked.
And the bat replies. "Do you see that tower?"
Dracula replies, "Yes."
And the bat says, "Well, I didn't."
關(guān)于超級搞笑英文笑話(huà):Talking Dog For Sale
A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks."
Yep," the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So, what's your story? "The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders; because no one figured a dog would be eaves- dropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so Idecided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm justretired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars," the guy says "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff."
關(guān)于超級搞笑英文笑話(huà):Three Dog Night
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them "The first one who can use the words "liver" and "cheese" together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says "I love liver and cheese."
"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."
She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said, "How well can you do?" "Ummmm...I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.
"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"
The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says...
關(guān)于超級搞笑英文笑話(huà):Talking Dog For Sale
A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks."
Yep," the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So, what's your story? "The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders; because no one figured a dog would be eaves- dropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so Idecided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm justretired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars," the guy says "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff."
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